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DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm, #240148

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am, #240141
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am, #240140
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm, #239193
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am, #239169
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm, #238842
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm, #238823

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm, #238819
OMG Now that's just evil!


AWESOME - No matter what you do, you will never be as awesome as Bat-Vader


TAGS: bat vader friggin awesome eh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Kspace

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:50 pm, #250108
Cracktastic!
falloutghoul - April 17, 2012, 7:12 pm, #233491
Naaa Naaa Naaa, Naa Na-Naaa Naa Na-Naaa...


UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm, #139137
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139090
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


WHO'S AWESOME? - You're awesome!!


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TL

CANADA - January 28, 2010, 1:33 am, #154896
thats a sweet poster
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 28, 2010, 1:23 am, #154895
Okay, this oldie but goodie needs votes by newbies. It's one of the best posters ever! just sayin'.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 2:08 pm, #42585
Congratulations Elwood! You have just won the internetz.
Elwood - December 6, 2008, 12:21 pm, #42385
I believe that the dog breed is a BEAGLE.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:54 am, #25802
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
NY888 - October 4, 2008, 6:30 pm, #25709
She is Sarah Palin.
dz - September 9, 2008, 12:35 am, #19887
This pic is a favorite of mine! The dog is too cute, what is it?


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am, #239946
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm, #130798
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm, #86722
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm, #85812
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


HONOR IN DYING - An Ultimate Demise Having Clint Eastwood shoot you while Morgan Freeman narrates.


TAGS: celebrities death awesome
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Darrenbr - November 5, 2014, 12:44 pm, #257643
It is not easy to bear the grief of losing a loved one, but it will be possible to preserve the remembrances in a high-quality ashes casket.
MissPriss - July 26, 2013, 11:14 pm, #248089
Or having them both shoot you and no one says a word...cool too!
robbidos - July 26, 2013, 10:35 pm, #248086
being sh** by Morgan Freeman as Clint Eastwood narrates would also be cool
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 1:14 am, #237044
Excellent
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:06 am, #237017
I know... now I gotta change a few plans.
Greeny - July 5, 2012, 11:06 pm, #237016
Absolutely cool!


~ QUESTION ~ - “Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”


TAGS: monday friday question weekend
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:26 pm, #237924
Heh, Gingercat.


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm, #250212
Your po5ter is delicious.


HEAVY METAL - Just because your music is awesome, doesn't mean you are.


TAGS: heavy metal music awesome kids
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Mega48man - January 10, 2011, 8:36 pm, #209599
my god, i never knew there was a bad crowd in a genre i loved so much so long ago... blind gaurdian wrote some pretty sweet stuff to.
MrRandom - April 1, 2010, 10:12 am, #168584
Blind Guardian.... poser metal.... *eye twitch*
forseti - April 1, 2010, 9:43 am, #168571
Blind Guardian and Hammerfall... Epic Poser Metal... *puke*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:35 am, #168569
and someone needs to put a anvil on that Hammer *shrug*
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:34 am, #168568
um can we get verification that the Ginger is a Female O_o ??


WELL WISHERS - Sometimes are just a little too optimistic.


TAGS: get well soon dead racoon
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 27, 2013, 3:15 pm, #242866
One of my favorite Beatles songs, that.
twill1962 - January 27, 2013, 2:54 pm, #242865
The doctor came in, stinking of gin, and proceeded to lie on the table.
EmilioDumphque - January 10, 2013, 4:19 pm, #242351
Oh Rocky, don't sleep there!


I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !


TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am, #240915
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am, #233745
LMAO
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm, #233732
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm, #233656
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm, #233309
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm, #233307

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am, #233268
My sentiments as well. 5L


HUG? - Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower...


TAGS: hug bunny lawnmower
Rating: 3.8/5

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Kate - May 11, 2009, 7:55 pm, #79493
AWWWWWWWWWWw....haha...cute bunny and hilarious poster!!
thehattinninja - March 10, 2009, 5:02 pm, #64895
the bunny was hiding the cadbury eggs, hence why i used the lawnmower.
Sean - February 10, 2009, 6:24 pm, #58559
Brutally funny. 5 sick poodles from me.


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm, #256517
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am, #241060
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm, #213103
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am, #183338
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm, #181113
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm, #155794
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm, #155790
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm, #155778
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm, #155031
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm, #154627
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm, #154626
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm, #154567
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm, #154554
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm, #154547
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm, #154540
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm, #154538
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am, #154533
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am, #154519
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am, #154517
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am, #154505
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm, #154465
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm, #154446

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm, #154432
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm, #154428
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm, #154423
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm, #154409
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm, #154408
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm, #154406
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm, #154397
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm, #154389
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm, #154388
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm, #154376
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #154373
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm, #154371
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm, #154369
Nicely done 5/5


FAST FOOD LOGIC -


TAGS: skewed humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

RealityCheck - April 9, 2012, 1:23 am, #232964
Food for thought... the documentary "Fathead." Look it up, it's on Youtube and netflix.
Budog - April 2, 2012, 4:15 am, #232565
LMAO 5L
CloudchaserS - April 1, 2012, 12:40 am, #232511
It may be fake, but that does have a point. It's not the clown's fault if a kid's parents feed them too much fast food.
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 9:27 pm, #232506

I'm sure it was. It's the flawed logic that made me laugh, regardless of its origin.
MPsniper - March 31, 2012, 8:57 pm, #232504
this was made with what must be the most common sign gen on the interweb.


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm, #244063
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am, #244060
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: beach newly wed couple
Rating: 4.91/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:52 pm, #224840
"Someday son, half of all this will belong to your ex-wife!"
ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:10 am, #223701
Awesome! Recently married but long time husband, I can safely say that its true enough!


WHO'S AWESOME - You Are, Champ You Are


TAGS: awesome
Rating: 2.78/5

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Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 5:07 pm, #155352
It's AMSOME on this site bud


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am, #245743
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm, #242507
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm, #223779
Good lord, what is that?


JAPAN -


TAGS: well engineered arch
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by house

thatonekid - July 22, 2011, 6:32 pm, #221758
it's not the material,. it's the shape. water passes freely through the openings in the arch, leaving it standing due to minimal surface friction, same thing with an explosive force.
house - July 19, 2011, 5:31 am, #221554
Thanks all for the votes and comments
Tytan - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am, #221552
well it looks like they should make the city out of that material
spacedog - July 18, 2011, 8:01 pm, #221542
Nice one House.
Anima - July 18, 2011, 3:58 pm, #221527
It's a horcrux belonging to Bruce Lee
Airman - July 18, 2011, 1:12 pm, #221510
the earthquake never hit Nagasaki. This is an internet hoax. The earthquake was way north
Hawamleh - July 18, 2011, 12:41 pm, #221509
that explains surviving the A-bomb, please do explain the earthquake then? you can't ! that gate is JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE !
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:12 am, #221506
(cont) if the torii was directly below, it would have been 'safe', as was a building (still preserved) in Hiroshima.
okami - July 18, 2011, 9:11 am, #221505
i spent time in Japan in the Marines in the 70's. it's called a 'torii' (gate). . .among other things, it symbolizes the gateway between Heaven and Earth. the explosion was an airburst around 1,500 feet above the ground. (cont)
caveman - July 18, 2011, 9:01 am, #221504
and.... favourited
Minuteman - July 18, 2011, 7:26 am, #221500
Judging from the gray color and apparent composition, that arch looks like its made out of the same stuff from STARGATE.
HypercatZed - July 18, 2011, 4:02 am, #221490
Now that's a really good question!
MPsniper - July 17, 2011, 7:58 pm, #221489
LOLz.... 5 big megatons to you


PREDICTION - You'd think with all those weather ballons We'd be better at predicting the weather


TAGS: weather usairforce
Rating: 4.72/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:02 pm, #250115
You wouldn't see a B2 on radar...Hell you can only hear it after it has passed over you.
PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:46 am, #219491
now now...i think the Air force is on to something...wait for it...nope..they're just wannabe weathermen..so disappointed
Brawler - June 1, 2011, 4:07 am, #219429
Kinda like the gun-illiterate.. For him every gun is a Glock.. even if it is a GAU-8:D
Jeder - June 1, 2011, 12:05 am, #219426
Second Object Row two, thats not a weather ballon, thats Swamp gas


THE SWEDISH CHEF - Vurt Da Furk !


TAGS: swedish chef vurt da furk
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 5:40 pm, #232492

Oh, ya! Yew betch'a!
GaryO - March 31, 2012, 3:53 pm, #232480
'Vurt Da Furk' I gotta use that next week


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


SINKHOLES - Hey, just think. This could happen to your house tonight. Sweet dreams, everyone.




IF THE WBC PROTESTS AT YOUR FUNERAL -


TAGS: westboro baptist church protest funeral
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

AsheMika - April 4, 2014, 7:53 pm, #254069
Ugh. Although I have never read the bible, I'm catholic... Officially. I don't believe these idiots. I'm atheist so I don't really believe in God anyway.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:31 pm, #243806
I have read the bible many times and what I got out of it is : The old ways and old rules were for the past. The new rules and the new ways are for the present and the future.
Renza - February 26, 2013, 4:09 pm, #243804
What Jesus taught and did is only a part of the bible. God is pretty big on hating and killing the non believers that refuse to convert. Doubly so for anything that could be remotely construed as being opposing him, amongst other things.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 3:02 am, #243786
No they're not. Read what Jesus taught and did. Did Jesus say that you should judge, hate, or be cruel? The answer is no.
Renza - January 23, 2013, 9:29 am, #242765
To be fair, they are following the bible (as opposed to modern interpretations) fairly well, they're just a few guns short of doing it right.
Budog - January 14, 2012, 12:40 am, #227568
Bricemara, I believe you are right about not reading the Bible. Hell, I am not a Christian and I have read the Bible cover to cover more than once!
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:02 pm, #227553
a part me loves this poster,but a part me just thinks its wrong,because i dont think theve read the bible.no avence budog,your one of the best.
Budog - January 13, 2012, 1:00 am, #227533
Well they aren't the first group to proof text and take biblical scriptures out of context to try and justify their bigotry and hatred. Aryan Nations did the same thing too, claiming they were a "Christian Organization".
Nissta - January 12, 2012, 8:18 pm, #227528
In line with Vultures post OH NO NOT ANOTHER BIBLE THUMPER I REALLY CAN HEAR YOU SAY, yes & no. This just what the bible says God is Love! therefore He cant hate or curse AND there is NO HELL really there is no hell. It's helps to know the bible first
Budog - January 6, 2012, 12:14 am, #227310
mommyfairy, I concur with your sentiment but also know they will continue to get press. Sad to say the 1st Amendment protects these a**holes free speech as it does ours. Fortunately there are groups that stand up to them and speak out.
mommyfairy - January 5, 2012, 7:05 pm, #227304
I love this poster, but a part of me doesn't want anyone to ever mention them because they want the publicity
Feasibly - December 31, 2011, 9:09 pm, #227145
Man, that image tempts me to do a DOUBLE hand facepalm...lol
Budog - December 31, 2011, 7:16 pm, #227140
They are for real. They even picket funerals of soldiers who were killed in action, defending their warped and f***ed up sense of free speech.
crankyhead - December 31, 2011, 5:55 pm, #227138
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e5hRLbCaCs Best counter protest ever.
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 5:46 pm, #227137
Right On, Eh !
vulture - December 31, 2011, 5:14 pm, #227134
I thought this must be shopped, but no - they really are that extreme. I guess they don't READ the Bible, just use it as an excuse for their natural viciousness. Sad, really. Best to just ignore them, they hate that more than anything else. Jihadists, eh?
maoworks2 - December 31, 2011, 4:27 pm, #227128
Boy O Boy, What A Crew !!


ALLAH-U-SNACKBAR! - Get the Special Kebab Combo with Felafel and a soda for just 5 dinar!


TAGS: september challenge open 7 days a week
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jollyman - November 27, 2009, 11:29 am, #140500
waaaaay to great
Eugene - October 17, 2009, 10:40 am, #127435
He looked like that "THIS IS SPARTA!" guy at a quick glance


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm, #238733
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm, #238728
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm, #238727
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am, #238721
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am, #238640
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm, #238408
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am, #238397
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am, #238394
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm, #238382
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm, #238372
N-I-C-E


TRUE FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: some trust applies flame thrower
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - April 24, 2014, 5:09 pm, #254473
A truly gruesome duty it would be - aside from the smoke breaks
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:04 pm, #239462
I'm not a Nazi but I have respect for the brave German soldiers. They fought the who world underequipped, undersupplied, and undertrained. The only winners in war are the devil and death.
GySgt1811 - August 12, 2011, 12:20 pm, #222943
AAAHHHRRRRRIGHT, you ****bird pukes. Burn One!
champ99 - August 12, 2011, 10:29 am, #222933
Light 'em if ya got'm
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:50 am, #222932
what a good ph**o!


HAHAHAHAHA - Let's face it, you'll probably be eaten by a lion anyway.


TAGS: aids black africa funny sweet
Rating: 3.76/5

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Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm, #148608
Forget Hell. The worst thing they can do is to reincarnate us! 5Ls!
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 12:34 am, #126462
LogicDude...Idont think there's an elevator that's goin straight to hell big enough for ALL of us that laughed at this! 5L from me as well!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 9:49 am, #102383
I'm going straight to Hell. 5L!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:44 am, #102374
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 29, 2009, 10:41 pm, #102093
this is terrible....what's worse is I laughed at it. Now I feel terrible about myself.......


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm, #201903
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm, #156650
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am, #141656
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm, #141601
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm, #141596
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm, #141561
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm, #141557
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141553
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141552
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm, #141551
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm, #141550
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm, #141547
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm, #141544
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm, #141541
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm, #141520
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm, #141519
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


PUSHOVER -


TAGS: old toddler ringing phone answer
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 4:55 pm, #252912
A little girl did this to me at the mall. I was in record store, and a little girl walks up to me and gives me the toy phone. I looked around and said "Agents, what do they want?" The little girl didn't get it, but here mama thought it was a laugh.
phantom2romeo - December 16, 2011, 2:22 pm, #226667
love it!


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' -


TAGS: better a perfect pebble and a flawed diamond
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - January 22, 2013, 4:35 pm, #242741
Funny, the driver doesn't look like Clarkson, Hammond or May... One of my favorite episodes of Top Gear there. The 'safety test' portion was priceless.
motifayk - January 22, 2013, 9:06 am, #242722
The trio that made it, did quite well by making something in less than 2 days when compared to Chevy Volt. But compare it to SAIC Roewe E50 - other than price the Chinese govt. sponsored indigenous experiment is much better.
PapaFox - January 22, 2013, 7:36 am, #242718
Ah, the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust... good as any other electric car. ;)


BORN TO KILL!!! - Peace through superior firepower.




OH NO -


TAGS: wet juicy fart
Rating: 4.79/5

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champ99 - November 3, 2011, 3:48 pm, #225563
That depends, are they floaters or sinkers? :)
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 2:06 am, #223861
You suck at toilet humor or you enjoy s****** toilets for humorous effect?
champ99 - May 11, 2011, 9:45 am, #218426
I lean that way myself, bodily functions are funny! ;-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:52 am, #218410
i'm a 5ucker for toilet humor =)


AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm, #247305
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am, #189963
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am, #154346
Coming About Captian!


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am, #216030
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm, #216011
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am, #216000
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am, #215996
Am5ome Ice!


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm, #208706
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm, #208704
Politifake, anyone?


PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


SWEARING - You never really do it right until you learn to drive


TAGS: swearing learn do right drive
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:55 pm, #248052
*$-h-o-t *t-@-p-e-s Dang it! My above comment makes me look like a foul-mouthed SOB :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 10:52 pm, #248051
Eddie Murphy said that when you get sh**, you automatically say, "mother******!" He said watch those Regan ***es in slow motion, you'll see him mouth that word. Then he wondered if the pope said "mother---" when he got sh**. (curious face)
Budog - January 1, 2012, 10:26 pm, #227171
Krystal, I think and arrow to the knee would do the trick yikes!
kyrstal - January 1, 2012, 8:21 pm, #227170
i used to never swear right like you, then i took an arrow in the knee
mariand - January 1, 2012, 7:36 pm, #227169
hahaha...be thankful, that's what it makes them good car drivers
Verdeckt - January 1, 2012, 6:36 pm, #227164
It's where my kids learned all their swear words.
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 4:19 pm, #227161
That's True .


EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...




IM SORRY,.... - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are


TAGS: bruce willis sound awesome
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - June 5, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219616

more like masturbation than homo***uality....no?
Tarapin - June 5, 2011, 1:42 pm, #219610
If you're in love with yourself, is it considered a same-*** relationship?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 8:41 pm, #219588

lolz


KNOWLEDGE IS POWER - The power to make other people feel stupid.


TAGS: knowledge is power
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - November 5, 2011, 7:43 pm, #225591
this is cool


GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

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CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm, #217322
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm, #217298
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm, #217282
Heheh


SWEET RIDE -


TAGS: avatar sweet ride bird taroc
Rating: 2.85/5

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Claire - December 23, 2009, 2:46 pm, #147608
Epic movie, awesome poster.


MOVIES -


TAGS: lord of the rings ring wedding dvd
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - October 10, 2011, 4:00 pm, #224891
Sweet!... Fav'd


SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat


TAGS: weather texas heat
Rating: 4.82/5

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spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:30 am, #232578
actualy it's h**ter in Oklahoma texas usualy stays around the 90-100 range durring summer unlike oklahoma where it's in the 100-110 range durring summer. but 5L anywhay i'm from Tx if you haven't figured out from my post yet
TwistedNinjaPirate - April 1, 2012, 2:57 pm, #232522
Game over man!


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am, #227409
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am, #227183
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am, #227153
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am, #227086
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm, #226770
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm, #226747
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

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JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm, #239851
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't ra** your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm, #239671
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm, #187777
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm, #185990
You're keen on being ra**d and pillaged then?


WELCOME - Come on in and have a piece of 3.14159265


TAGS: welcome come on in piece
Rating: 4.66/5

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twill1962 - December 25, 2012, 9:30 am, #241861
Yummy! A nice, h** apple Pi! I was thinking of giving 3.14159265 Lions, but decided to give you 5L!


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


DOUBLE TAP... -


TAGS: airforce military weapon bomb
Rating: 4.92/5

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ICEMAN - January 11, 2011, 6:06 pm, #209671
You're coming in 5x5.


WEEKENDS - They're pretty much the same everywhere !


TAGS: weekends
Rating: 4.11/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:04 am, #170732
Think of the evil that was done to get this picture. lol They poisoned and dog and then THREW it in a toilet. 5/5


CHAMPAGNE - You know, it's not 'sham-pag-na' unless it's from the province of 'sham-pag-na' I learned that at bartending school


TAGS: christopher walken is awesome
Rating: 3.27/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:25 pm, #189695
The continental..


THE LEG - SWEEP IT -


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

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jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm, #250255
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm, #195213
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm, #195198
Massive!!!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm, #195162
Cobra Kai!


WHY ARE MEN HAPPIER -


TAGS: we deserve it
Rating: 4.53/5

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AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:23 pm, #239060
"Women somehow deteriorate during night" is the best one.
DonTarsin - February 7, 2011, 5:06 pm, #211819
I smiled a couple of times, great Job. :)
Derek - January 27, 2010, 8:56 pm, #154853
An awful lot of truth in this.
Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:39 pm, #154770
5 5 5 i would vote 10 times if i could. just dont let my wife read this.


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm, #205000
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am, #204965
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am, #204964
yes, That IS spellchecked


HARLEY-DAVIDSON - Harleys played their part in WW2 Your Honda mows my lawn


TAGS: harley wla ww2 honda mower
Rating: 4.11/5

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MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:43 am, #244540
GOOD LUCK IN THE SWEET 16 go badgers, THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNIER HAD YOU USED A RENAULT OR FRENCH VEHICLE.
ughomer - March 20, 2013, 3:32 pm, #244522
Made in Wisconsin, sold worldwide. 5L


Dust -




TRUST - Trust is Like an Eraser... The more Mistakes you Make, the Thinner it Wears


TAGS: eraser trust mistake thinner wear
Rating: 4.87/5

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Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:18 pm, #227513
Thanks :)
opsCOASTIE - January 12, 2012, 2:39 am, #227503
This is one of the best


MATH -




DATA -


TAGS: two wedding rings
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:41 pm, #226015
You gotta allow for Mormons ;)
Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:59 pm, #225932
not if there were 4,153,237 spouses


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm, #239394
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm, #153356
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


SNIPER CROWBAR - Long range bludgeoning




CAFFINATED BACON LOLLIPOPS - There are no words to describe the epic level of awesome this is.




AWESOMENESS - sometimes you just feel it


TAGS: awesomeness
Rating: 4.52/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:32 pm, #211200
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:31 pm, #211199
gives whole new meaning to .."having a whale of a time!"
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:43 pm, #210285
Meh somewhat but not really. I chuckled so it got approved even knowing that both of those were out there.
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:13 pm, #210282
73710, basically the same as the original.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.87/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm, #244049
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm, #244048
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm, #224241
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm, #132294
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm, #118075
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am, #117983
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am, #117953
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am, #117952
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am, #117946
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117944
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am, #117942
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am, #117940
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am, #117939
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am, #117936
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


NEUTERING - The practical alternative to inbreeding.




TWEETY TOE - (look again)


TAGS: tweety bird camel toe
Rating: 2.22/5

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Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:27 am, #47820
Now that's funny. And yes I had to look again. Thanks for the help.


THE FORCE IS POWERFUL - But does not stand a chance against Google


TAGS: force powerful google search androids
Rating: 4.69/5

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KaneKrueger - September 29, 2011, 12:24 am, #224616
This is not the google you're using.


THE SUBMARINE - The single, most powerful and most capable mobile weapons platform you will never see. Until it's too late.


TAGS: navy submarines weapons sea ocean
Rating: 4.65/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:55 am, #250283
Heh! Figure the odds! :):)
Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:22 pm, #249918
Not if you paint it yellow and come on over to live in it.


WE GOT HER - She had escaped from the kitchen !


TAGS: we got her escaped kitchen
Rating: 3.7/5

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tugglug - June 16, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246665
WELL PUT HER BACK! I wanted my samich TEN MINITS ago!


START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #171659
Open your mind, Quaid.


WHY ARE WE LAUGHING? - We've seen you naked, that's why!


TAGS: cats laughing funny weird bizarre
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 30, 2011, 6:40 pm, #225457
that's good


CAT BATH -




DEAR SANTA - I'd like a spirograph, rock-'em-sock-'em robots and . . .oh, yeah, one of these.




HIP HOP - NOW AVAILABLE IN WEST VIRGINIA




BLACKOUT DRUNK - Good morning sweetheart, I baked you a cupcake


TAGS: blackout drunk baked cupcake sweetheart
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - November 24, 2011, 6:08 pm, #226134
I think rehab and AA would definitely be in order after that...
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:06 pm, #226133

lolz
rulerofmanandape - November 24, 2011, 3:21 pm, #226129
How'd you get this picture of me? lol


THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




~ HOT WEATHER ~ - "What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance." ~ Jane Austen ~




NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.59/5

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jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


ACME -


TAGS: acme real weapons company
Rating: 4.62/5

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falloutghoul - April 4, 2013, 7:52 am, #244859
Meep! Meep! *Raspberry* *Speeds Away*


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm, #211402
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


SHUT UP -




THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am, #210178
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm, #210063
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #210053
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210052
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210051
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm, #210050
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm, #210049
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm, #210048
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am, #210038
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am, #210037
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am, #210036
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am, #210030
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am, #210029
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am, #210028
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am, #210027
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am, #210022
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am, #210021
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210018
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm, #210017
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm, #210016
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am, #209977
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am, #209966
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am, #209955
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209954
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209953
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm, #209943
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




REAL MEN DON'T CRY - Until the dog dies at the end.




AMERICAN MUSCLE - Going 0 to 60 in 3 gallons and picking hybrids out of the grill.


TAGS: awesome chevelle
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:59 pm, #238614
My brother had a 1970 Chevelle SS 396 with a 402 big block and a racing transmission. When you double-punched the gas you could actually see the gas needle move! It was unbeaten in the quarter and could pass anything but a gas station!
Airman - September 8, 2010, 1:32 pm, #192843
I still want one of these
Reality Lord - September 8, 2010, 7:36 am, #192787

5l nice. chevelle malibu ss?


SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




THE WEATHER - IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!


TAGS: ollie williams weather raining sideways family guy
Rating: 1.86/5

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BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:47 pm, #92858
XD I like this guy.
MAC - July 4, 2009, 8:38 pm, #92849
sadly.. i memorized that entire conversation.. "Its rainin sideways!" "sounds rough, do you have an umbrella?" "had one!" "where is it?" "inside out 2 miles away!" "is there anything i can do to help" "bring me some soup!" "what kind?" "CHUNKY!"
HtD - December 19, 2008, 8:02 pm, #45585
I saw a fish!
George - April 13, 2008, 3:16 pm, #1947
HONK HONK! What? FAIL.


ARMY SPECIAL FORCES TRAINING -


TAGS: pararescue pj awesome military gun
Rating: 2.63/5

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Aent K - July 16, 2009, 9:49 pm, #96308
having support pole in hid a** cant help


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm, #228471
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm, #228458
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm, #228457
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm, #228390
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm, #228386
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm, #228385
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm, #228384
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm, #228360
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am, #228199
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm, #228192
LMAO 5L


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: guns weapons
Rating: 4.31/5

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sear3489 - May 4, 2011, 10:14 pm, #218088
what about cheese
Reality Lord - May 3, 2011, 5:45 pm, #217994

add bacon and you have paradise. :)


BATTLE ROYALE - Because Hunger Games is for sissies.


TAGS: games awesome violent kids movie
Rating: 4/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:41 am, #232066
i read that book before it was popular(it's true i read it last year before they anounced the movie it was recuired reading in my English class)


GED -




HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: we don t believe in der power
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am, #146123
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am, #146120
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am, #146118
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am, #146117
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am, #145922
that's funny **** there! 5 rumspaga's


HORSEPOWER - Because too much is never enough


TAGS: horsepower
Rating: 3.5/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:18 am, #163038
Enough is def enough. The quest to have the most posters is reving up. The quallity is taking a nose dive.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 11:17 pm, #162957
Ugh... they never listen. Too much is just enough.


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